will england :: humor : Small Town Telltales

You Might Be From A Small Town If...
>
> 1. You can name everyone who you graduated with.
>
> 2. Your graduation only lasted 20 minutes.
>
> 3. You ever went to "headlight parties."
>
> 4. You know what 4-H is.
>
> 5. Your busiest intersection doesn't have a stop light.
>
> 6. You used to drag "main"
>
> 7. You noticed when there was a new car in town.
>
> 8. You'd plan parties around the schedules of different
> police officers because you'd know which ones would bust you
> and which ones wouldn't.
>
> 9. You have ever partied with a loser who's 25, hangs out
> with people still in high school, has no job, and is the
> "buyer" for all of the parties.
>
> 10. You have parties at the same guy's house.
>
> 11. You could never buy cigarettes because all of the store
> clerks knew how old you were.
>
> 12. When you did find someone old enough to buy them for
> you, you still had to go out to the country and drive on
> back roads to smoke them.
12. When you did find someone old enough to buy them for
> you, you still had to go out to the country and drive on
> back roads to smoke them.
>
> 13. You were ever in a Homecoming parade.
>
> 14. You ever went home for your Homecoming.
>
> 15. No place sells gas on Sunday.
>
> 16. You have to drive an hour to buy a pair of socks.
>
> 17. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
>
> 18. You have ever gone for a walk in a cemetery, on a date.
>
> 19. You order your wardrobe out of a catalog.
>
> 20. You ever had senior skip day.
>
> 21. The whole school went to the same party after
> graduation.
>
> 22. When you talk about ordinary occurrences at your
> hometown, big city friends start laughing and say "you did
> what?"
>
> 23. You actually go to the post office to get your mail.
>
> 24. You hope to have enough people to make a varsity
> football team.
>
> 25. You can recognize 5 or more types of farm machinery and
> tell what it is used for.

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