From [email protected]
Tue May 4 09:00:43 1999
Date: Tue, 4 May 1999 08:57:07 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: FW: For the Guys!! (fwd)
Subject: FW: For the Guys!!
THIS IS FOR ALL MEN WHO ARE TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE BASHING JOKES
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can
tell them apart.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to
Scientists have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex
drive by 90%.
It is Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the
TV?" I said, "Dust!"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God
created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither
God nor Man has rested.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are beautiful.
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