will england :: humor : Bomb Threat Form will england :: humor : Bomb Threat Form Date: 22 Oct 1998 19:05:45 GMT From: Gus Hartmann Subject: Re: Bomb Threat!
Without further ado, here is a relatively faithful reproduction, [of the Major Phone Company bomb thread report form,] formating included. The dead tree chunk is about 8cm wide by 30cm high.
[ LOGO ] Bomb Threat Report [ LOGO ] --------------------- [ LOGO ] Place this card under [ LOGO ] your telephone
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Be calm, be courteous, listen. Do not interrupt caller. Try to write out complete message. Prolong conversation. Determine and note as much of the following information as you can.
QUESTIONS TO ASK: 1. When is the bomb going to explode? __________ ________________________________________________ 2. What building and city is it located in? ____ ________________________________________________ 3. Where is the bomb placed in the building? ___ ________________________________________________ 4. What kind of bomb is it? ____________________ ________________________________________________ 5. What does it look like? _____________________ ________________________________________________ 6. What will cause it to explode? ______________ ________________________________________________ 7. Where are you now? __________________________ ________________________________________________ 8. Did you place the bomb? _____________________ ________________________________________________ 9. Why? ________________________________________ ________________________________________________ 10. How much do you know about the bomb? ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ 11. What is your name and address? _____________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________
/If building is occupied, inform caller that detonation could cause injury or death./ EXACT WORDING OF THREAT: ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ -OVER-
Characteristics of Caller Phone number of caller (Caller ID listed on phone display) ___________________________
Sex of Caller: _________ Adult ________ Juvenile ______ Age ______
Source: Hardwire ______ Cellular _____ Pay phone ____
Voice: Loud ____ Deep ____ Raspy ____ Intoxicated ____ High-Pitched ____ Calm ____ Pleasant ____ Soft ____ Whispered ______ Speech: Deliberate ____ Fast ____ Distinct ____ Stutter ____ Slow ____ Distorted ____ Lisp ____ Nasal ____ Slurred ____
Language: Excellent ____ Good ____ Fair ____ Poor ____ Foul ____
Accent: Local ____ Regional __________ Foreign ________
Manner: Calm ____ Rational ____ Angry ____ Coherent ____ Deliberate ____ Laughing ____ Irrational ____ Incoherent ____ Emotional ____
Background Noise: Office ____ Machines ____ Bedlam ____ Music ____ Trains ____ Quite ____ <--- Actual typo Airplanes ____ VOices ____ Animals ____ Party ____ PA System ____
Name of Person Recieveing Call ________________________________________________ Date ________ Time _____________________________ Your Phone Number ______________________________ Dept ______________ Manager ____________________
ACTION TO TAKE IMMEADIATELY AFTER CALL
1. Call 911 - provide them with the responses on this card 2. Notify local contact _____________ 3. Contact Business Security _800-xxx-xxxx_
Also, notify your supervisor and do not talk to anyone other than as instructed by your supervisor or security.
Gus --------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~hartmann/ | PGP Key ID: pub 1024/DCC499F5 ___________________________________________________________________________ There are two rules to success in life. 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
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