will england :: humor : Bill Clintons Friends

From: Jordan S. Bernhard
Sent: Friday, September 04, 1998 3:21 PM

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BILL CLINTON'S FRIEND???

The following is a list of dead people connected with Bill:

James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died
of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a
key witness in Ken Starr's investigation.


Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July
1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened
just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in
the White House.


Vince Foster - Former white House counselor, and colleague of
Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose law firm. Died of a
gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide.

Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman.
Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close
to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of
Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death
Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to
cut a deal with prosecutors.

C. Victor Raiser II - & - Montgomery raiser Major players in
the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane
crash in July 1992.

Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director
found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described
by Clinton as a " Dear friend and trusted advisor".

Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep
in the woods in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a
suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed

Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed
Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.

Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in
Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection
outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier
on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he
died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.

James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported
that he had a "Black Book" of people containing names of influential
people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.

James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent
hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

Kathy Fergus -Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May
1994 was found dead in her living room with a gunshot to her head.
It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases,
as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with
Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible
corroborating witness for Paula Jones.

Bill Shelton - Arkansas state Trooper and fiancé of Kathy
Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancé, he was found
dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the
gravesite of his fiancé.

Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by
jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His
client was a convicted drug distributor.

Florence Martin - Accountant sub-contractor for the CIA
related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of
three gunshot wounds.

Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when
he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back
of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her
death.

Paula Grober - Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from
1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car
accident.

Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena
Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his
wrists, apparent suicide in the middle of his investigation.

Paul Wilcher -Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with
Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet
June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report
to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death.

Jon Parnell Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution
Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia
apartment balcony August 15, 1993. Was investigating Morgan Guarantee
scandal.

Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely
with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November
29, 1996. Her bruised nude body was found locked in her office at the
Department of Commerce.

Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave
John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a
small plane crash.

Dr. Stanley Heard - Chairman of the National Chiropractic
Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson
in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's
advisory council personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and
brother.

Barry Seal - Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas,
Death was no accident.

Johnny Lawhorn Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out to
Clinton in the trunk of a car left in his repair shop. Died when his car
hit a utility pole.

Stanley Huggins - Suicide. Investigated Madison Guarantee.
His report was never released.

Hershell Friday - Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died
March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded.

Kevin Ives & Don Henry - Known as "The boys on the track"
case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas
airport drug operation. Controversial case where initial report of
death was due to falling asleep on railroad track. Later reports claim
the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked
to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury.

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THE FOLLOWING SIX PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON
THE IVES / HENRY CASE:

Keith Coney - Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back
of a truck July, 1988

Keith McMaskle - Died stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988

Gregory Collins - Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.

Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a
trash dump in April 1989.

James Milan - Found decapitated. Coroner ruled death due to
natural causes.

Jordan Kettleson - Was found shot to death in the front seat
of his pickup truck in June 1990.

Richard Winters - Was a suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths.
Was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989

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THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD:

Major William S. Barkley Jr.
Captain Scott J. Reynolds
Sgt. Brian Hanley
Sgt. Tim Sabel
Major General William Robertson
Col. William Densberger
Col. Robert Kelly
Spec. Gary Rhodes
Steve Willis
Robert Williams
Conway LeBleu
Todd McKeehan


The usual suspects

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