will england :: humor : Bomb Threat Form

   Date: 22 Oct 1998 19:05:45 GMT
   From: Gus Hartmann
   Subject: Re: Bomb Threat!
 
 Without further ado, here is a relatively faithful reproduction,
 [of the Major Phone Company bomb thread report form,]
 formating included. The dead tree chunk is about 8cm wide by 30cm high.

   [ LOGO ] Bomb Threat Report
   [ LOGO ] ---------------------
   [ LOGO ] Place this card under
   [ LOGO ] your telephone
 ------------------------------------------------
 Be calm, be courteous, listen. Do not
   interrupt caller. Try to write out complete
   message. Prolong conversation. Determine
   and note as much of the following
   information as you can.
 QUESTIONS TO ASK:
   1. When is the bomb going to explode? __________
   ________________________________________________
   2. What building and city is it located in? ____
   ________________________________________________
   3. Where is the bomb placed in the building? ___
   ________________________________________________
   4. What kind of bomb is it? ____________________
   ________________________________________________
   5. What does it look like? _____________________
   ________________________________________________
   6. What will cause it to explode? ______________
   ________________________________________________
   7. Where are you now? __________________________
   ________________________________________________
   8. Did you place the bomb? _____________________
   ________________________________________________
   9. Why? ________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   10. How much do you know about the bomb?
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   11. What is your name and address? _____________
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
 /If building is occupied, inform caller that
   detonation could cause injury or death./
   EXACT WORDING OF THREAT:
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________
   -OVER-


 Characteristics of Caller
   Phone number of caller (Caller ID listed on phone
   display) ___________________________
 Sex of Caller: _________
   Adult ________ Juvenile ______ Age ______
 Source: Hardwire ______ Cellular _____
   Pay phone ____
 Voice: Loud ____ Deep ____ Raspy ____
   Intoxicated ____ High-Pitched ____ Calm ____
   Pleasant ____ Soft ____ Whispered ______
   
   Speech: Deliberate ____ Fast ____ Distinct ____
   Stutter ____ Slow ____ Distorted ____ Lisp ____
   Nasal ____ Slurred ____
 Language: Excellent ____ Good ____ Fair ____
   Poor ____ Foul ____
 Accent: Local ____ Regional __________
   Foreign ________
 Manner: Calm ____ Rational ____ Angry ____
   Coherent ____ Deliberate ____ Laughing ____
   Irrational ____ Incoherent ____ Emotional ____
 Background Noise: Office ____ Machines ____
   Bedlam ____ Music ____ Trains ____ Quite ____ <--- Actual typo
   Airplanes ____ VOices ____ Animals ____
   Party ____ PA System ____
 Name of Person Recieveing Call
   ________________________________________________
   Date ________ Time _____________________________
   Your Phone Number ______________________________
   Dept ______________ Manager ____________________
 ACTION TO TAKE
   IMMEADIATELY AFTER
   CALL
 1. Call 911 - provide them with the
   responses on this card
   2. Notify local contact _____________
   3. Contact Business Security
   _800-xxx-xxxx_
 Also, notify your supervisor and do not
   talk to anyone other than as instructed by
   your supervisor or security.

   Gus
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